Halfbike is brilliant but you understand you are not brillant for buying it. You will think you will own your halfbike. Your halfbike will laugh at your feeble attempts to ride or turn a corner. You will react. You will fall off your halfbike. You will curse the day you bought your halfbike. Your halfbike will sit in your shed mocking you. You will think about selling your halfbike to your younger brother, who will also laugh at you. You will cry. Your halfbike will spend a long time in the shed. You will be scared by your halfbike. You can't even give the damn thing away. At some point you will either have to dig a deep hole and bury your halfbike or you will have to commit to dominating your halfbike. You will not know which is the easiest option. THE END.